If work is your religion, “rise and grind” your gospel, and cold plunges your baptism; if you categorize people as alphas or betas, then you may find my asking for a buck rather blasphemous.

I don’t hustle, I don’t optimize, and I don't crush it. I like slow mornings, hot showers, and practicing the underappreciated art of just being. I’m well aware that in a culture where work has been fetishized, such a lifestyle is considered morally dubious at best, and downright sinful at worst.

If you’re offended by people who don’t accept that the path to happiness is to spend the majority of your waking life toiling away at a job you don’t like, who relish spending an entire day doing nothing, and who’s spirit animal is the sloth—then you should probably exit the site now. It only get’s worse from here.

However, if you’re not offended and you can relate to what I’m saying, then please allow me to introduce myself.