Actual testimonials

“I’ve sat in 17 ayahuasca ceremonies. None of them humbled me like dave asking for a buck."
— Jonas W., Spiritual Nomad (currently in Tulum)

“I gave dave a dollar. I don’t feel better, but I also don’t feel worse. I guess that’s what peace feels like."
— Mildly Confused Donor

“I know more about dave than anyone. So believe me when I say that dave is a talentless, low-IQ individual. This is the only way he will ever make any money. Sad!"
— Donald T.

"I used to get up every morning at 4:30 and soak in my really expensive cold plunge pool while listening to my Andrew Tate motivational tapes. But then I found dave’s site and he opened my eyes. I realized that underneath all of my awesomeness, I’m really just a douchebag. I cried like a sissy when I saw the light. I gave dave FIVE bucks because I’m rich, unlike all you other losers. Thank you dave for making me better than I already was. I honestly didn’t think that was possible."
— Colton P. III

"I charge $333 for a one-hour activation session. dave asks for a dollar and activates something deeper."
— Kalinda Z., Galactic Healer & Human Design Decoder

"At first I was offended by dave. Then I realized…he’s charging less than me and delivering more. Respect."
— Jaxon Light, Certified Purpose Coach

“Please give dave a buck so his father and I don’t have to worry about him ending up homeless, or worse…moving back in with us.”
— dave's Mom

"I just wanted to rest. That’s all I ever wanted. Thank you for finally listening."
— dave's Inner Child

"This is what happens when a boy refuses to become a man. He rejects responsibility, structure, and contribution—and instead builds a crappy website asking for money to do nothing. He is the collapse of purpose dressed up as authenticity. A man-child with a tip jar. dave is a stain on civilization. I’ll bet he doesn’t even own a suit."
— Dr. Jordan B. Peterson

“dave is my spirit animal” -Three-toed sloth, Panama